NFL Playoffs Week 2

Lightning round. Couple lines per game.

Saints 45 – Cardinals 14

All I could think about during this game was Kim Kardashian’s bush. I am of course talking about her boyfriend Reggie Bush, who dominated the rushing attack. Better than Chris Johnson!!!11!!!!1! Yeah right, but still a huge game for him.

In other news, Kurt Warner is somehow still alive after taking a monstrous hit after throwing a pick.

Colts 20 – Ravens 3

I thought the Ravens were the ones with the lockdown defense? Guess not, as Baltimore struggled to score more than a straight guy in a gay bar.

Cowboys 3 – Vikings 34

The perfect story. America’s team, the playoff underdog, finally wins a playoff game last week, then uses that momentum to storm ahead, blowing out each team in they face on their way to a Superbowl. Nah. The Viking’s D-Line had other ideas, as they pressured Romo like a group of teenage boys pressures each other to try that beer. The result, a 40-something year old Brett Favre running around like a kid on Christmas, and a big Vikes win.

Jets 17 – Chargers 14

You know how it’s all good when in December you’re buying great Christmas presents, but then January comes around and you get hit with the bill, and suddenly everything isn’t so darn peachy? I imagine that’s kind of what it’s like to be a Chargers fan.  December’s darlings proved once again they can’t win a game that actually, you know, matters, and the Jets pulled off a big, yet hardly surprising upset.

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